What would you do with a million dollars?

(Part of Money Mentors Application)
In 300 words please explain what you would do if you received a million dollars tomorrow?

If I were to receive a million dollars tomorrow I would buy one million Twinkies. Here is what I would have done:
50% put in a bank (Grad school, house for my mother) Portion of interest rate to start a yearly scholarship program
15% invested in projects that promote better future: (5%) eco-friendly projects/companies, (5%) technological research, (5%) medical scientific research
10% donated to charity, some kind of child organization (basic needs such as food and shelter)
10% for presents and gifts for friends & family
6% personal spending (art supplies, travel etc)
5% to pay off college loans
2% to conceal my identity (wigs and mustaches)
2% publish a book





This is getting off my facebook. Its old but sentimental, so i will keep it here, in case i ever need this(?)
things Ive done:
>went streaking multiple times
>drank 11 shots of spoiled milk
>was a drag queen on the talent show and posed with a guy on the "Glamorous" song
>got a mohawk first day i got into college
>spilled 5 gallons of dirty water on myself and stage while cleaning the stage from a Metamorphosis run
>did not eat chicken from oct.16 - nov.16 2007.
>met my high school graduation without underwear and shirt
>met 2008 new year naked at a non-nudist party.
>went to BU drag ball wearing a drag.
>was vegetarian for a week. (twice)
>met 2009 new year naked at a non-nudist party.
>met 2010 new year naked at a non-nudist party.


So many things to do tomorrow:
-packing
-printing itinerary
-doing physics hwk (scanning or dropping it off)
-Drop off application for Money Mentoring
-CVS run
-Plex
-Senior Week committee application
-breathing
-not being able to fall asleep
-wake up at around 4.20am

Good thing Eric is driving me to Logan. Yay.